So here is the second installment of our mini-epic. Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion. It will come… some time in the future.

Synopsis of what is happening here:

Panel 1: The lurid video is advertised on the auction site. Asking price: unspeakable acts of sexual deviancy.
Panel 2: The pact is made, but how to deliver payment? Does the computer have an interface for this?
Panel 3: Qui Gon lends his wisdom to the all-too eager young padewan.
Panel 4: Catharsis?