Dr. Crusher or Counselor Troi? It’s one of those timeless debates, even if you don’t swing that way. Sure, there’s a whole slew of dudes to choose from if you’re so inclined, but that’s a topic for another time and for another person to discuss. Today, gentle readers, we focus on the dames. Many well-loved pop-culture institutions confront us with a choice such as this:



  • Betty vs. Veronica
  • Ginger vs. Maryanne
  • Rachel vs. Monica vs. Phoebe
  • Wilma vs. Betty
  • Donna vs. Jackie
  • The assistant D.A.’s on Law and Order
  • Summer vs. Marissa
  • Dan vs. Roseanne


If you’ve never seen Star Trek the Next Generation, I don’t even know what to say to you. And don’t say Polaski. That’s a total cop out, like picking your mom or something. Gross.