Potty Mouth II.

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So while Cadbury Cream Eggs are a wonderful treat for both the body and mind, they cannot come close to the sheer delight that is the Mini Egg. The Mini Egg represents an evolutionary step forward in the continuum of Easter treats, leaving its predecessors far behind. Not that the Cream egg and its ancestors can’t still be appreciated, but it’s like a Ferrari pulling up to a stop light next to a horse and buggy. If the Cream Egg is Gutenberg’s printing press, the Mini Egg is Adobe Creative Suite. The Mini Egg is an Apache attack chopper to the Cream Egg’s Helical Air Screw by Da Vinci. It is a barn yard rooster to the Cream Egg’s T-Rex.