My frisbee team is called the Global Warmers. We believe in spreading the good word of fossil fuels and how they will pave the way for a better tomorrow for all. Or not. Anyway, in honour of Victoria’s big annual Halloween ultimate tournament, we whipped up this tale to try to explain the action’s of those in charge. They must have a good reason for doing what they do, right? Right?

In unrelated news, you may have noticed that Google bought YouTube for more money than it would take to actually build the death star. Hopefully this isn’t the end of all the fun on there, what with the massive copyright battles that are brewing. Enjoy this stuff while you still can.