I’ve always thought that those white-strips were pretty idiotic. Thank the gods that they came up with a new way to prod at people’s insecurities and vanity. There’s certainly nothing going on in the world that merits more attention than just how fucking white you can get your teeth.

In other news, if you’re looking for the perfect valentine for that special someone who just so happens to really like Ice T, look no further than these hot Law & Order SVU valentine’s cards. Thanks for the link, boingboing.