Shallow-Ween.
2006-01-11
Ok, so Halloween was a few fortnights back, but this comic appeared in the paper on time for the holiday. It just takes a little while to get the newsprint version onto the internet.
We have a special ‘device’ that accomplishes this task for us. We slip the newspaper clipping along with 3 ounces of fresh beetle nut into the receptacle bowl of a living machine that refers to itself as The Huguenot. The Huguenot will then proceed to shudder and shake violently for the next 3 months all the time emitting a piercing series of shrieks that sound similar to two cats fighting in a dark alley. The Huguenot must not be touched or otherwise disturbed in any way during this time lest it release a savage cloud of neuro-toxic gas. Finally, after months of tension, a small service hatch will open at the bottom of The Huguenot, and out will extend a small phallus-like extension which will ‘copulate’ with the nearest wall socket, spraying the fully colorized, digital rendition of our comic strip all over the internet in a process top scientists describe as ‘horrifying’. After this The Huguenot will whimper and cry to itself for several hours before it is ready to begin work on the next comic.
2006-01-11
… unless you’re going to dress all hot and stuff, ladies. We’re cool with that.
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