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This is not the tale we wished to tell. You are simply unready at this point for that story. Someday we will be able to relate another He-Man themed tale that actually happened to Pagz when he was younger. For now, you must sate yourselves with another chapter in Foley’s slow and painful re-integration back into society. Then again, it might be that with each passing day he runs further away from reality, descending deeper into madness. If you were on a raft drifting out to sea, would you be able to confidently say that it was you that was moving away from the shore and not the shore retreating from you? If you are at the point where you’re getting life advice from Hordak then I think it’s safe to say that your vantage point is totally sweet either way.