Well kids, it’s that time of year again. Christmas. The day around which the entire kid year revolves. Well, most kids anyway, for me it was always Halloween, but that has to do with my penchant for costumes… That’s a discussion best left for another time, like never.

The new year is fast approaching, and hopefully with it a much more strict and reliable release schedule for the comic. I could blame a number of factors for our tardiness, but let’s just cut to the quick and say that I’m a lazy sunuvabitch. It’s ironic, I get pissy when Homestar Runner doesn’t update every Monday, yet I feel practically no guilt at my own lack of sticktuitiveness. Well, Merry Christmas everybody. For those who wish to, this year I am accepting precious metals and jewels. (No semi-precious metals please)


She’s got me spennnnding


This fucking song. Try complimenting anybody on their “hump” or better yet their “lovely lady lumps“, and see how far you get.

“Pardon me miss, but I couldn’t help noticing that you have dumps like a truck, might you do me the honor of a dance?”